The Gourd is broken

So I was walkin to new student orientation when i saw out of the corner of my eye
Paul Bachman on his bike trying to be sneaky like
I gave out a shout and cry and thought to myself "Im going to die"
I started running across the grass trying to get away from his bike
When all of the sudden the gourd fell to the ground
I thought to myself what a dumbass
As the pieces fell all around
I laughed to myself and skipped to my class