Screw Inside out attacks

First I was walking back from Reade and saw no one walking out from our wing, but then karl jumps out of a bush and he growled, which scared the crap out of me, so I hauled back to wengantz, and fricken Tal is camping inside the main doors of wengatz and as I'm 3 steps away from the door he opens it and tags me. Then I heard possibly the highest pitch laugh of relief in my life, as he ran away pointing at me.

So now I have the gourd, five minutes later I see Goben with the biggest grin on his face because he was 20 yards away from wengatz and he was jogging as he saw me thinking that we were both in the clear, and then he asked me if I had seen anyone that was it. And OH did I have a surprise for him. I pulled out the gourd and said yea, so I ran after him but at the same time karl sees him and he got stuck in between both of us and thats when I tagged him.

But karl was only two feet away fro me so I roll the gourd like a bowling ball and ran, and I was running and these chicks with tennis rackets tried to help him by getting in front of me threatening to swing at me with the racks. But I used my mexican hidden talent of running away from..... (white people who are chasing me) and turned on speedy gonzalez mode, so he gave up because he knew he had no chance.